The Miss Juice Truth: Club Hoppin

October 30th 2008

Freddyo and I have been going to the club for years, but on one of our most recent adventures we saw some events that were just too worthy of commentary to ignore. 

Adult Hunchin. Now, I’m all for Love in the Club, but damn this is just excessive. What ever happened to giving a dude your number or meeting up later that night to do the damn thing. Are we so ADD that we can’t wait till after the party for the one night stand to take place? Ladies, if you would like a lesson in the proper way to Tramp, please take note:

Step 1: Ensure that you and your girlfriend are both dressed in matching trampfits. As they say 2 hoes are better than 1!

Step 2: Find 2 fairly attractive men. They are more likely to participate as this attention from the opposite sex is often a rarity to this form of male.

Step 3: Proceed to show every man in the building EXACTLY what you could/would do when behind closed doors. (This is also referred to as the Hoar Call and Dance)

Step 4: Twerk it out. At this point, the attention is on you and your goal has been made clear. The flood doors are now open.

P.S. On a lighter note, I must say, homegirl bent over has some baad a$$ shoes on. Do it Do it.

P.P.S I am in no way calling these 2 ladies Tramps. I’m sure they’re lovely young women. However, I am speaking on their actions and what we all clearly see in these photos. :)

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