Brace yourself and make sure you are not eating!  A British man will be serving a two year sentence after caught sexually pleasuring himself in a huge pile of cow dung. David Truscott, 41, was found naked apart from a single sock by farmer Clive Roth’s 16-year-old son last month, on Woodbury House Farm in Penzance, local newspaper The Falmouth Packet reported.

When officers arrived, he was covered in a large amount of slurry and mud and was surrounded by tissues. It was the third time he was caught in similar circumstances at the same farm. He was previously jailed for offenses linked to his fetish.

Judge Christopher Elwen, presiding at Truro Crown Court, turned down defense calls for a suspended sentence, saying that Truscott had to be jailed for his “bizarre and perverted activities.” Truscott pleaded guilty at an earlier hearing to breaching a restraining order and causing harassment.

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