Joey Porter caught driving drunk




Why in the hell can’t black NFL players stay out of trouble? Our sources said Joey Porter, a former linebacker for Miami Dolphins was arrested on suspicion of driving drunk. Porter wasn’t hearing the California Highway Patrol officers when they asked him to provide his driver’s license. He refused and rolled up his window. The officer should have known better than to reach in a black man’s ride to unlock the door because Porter slapped the hell out of the officer’s hand. Porter and his homie were arrested in a fast food parking lot. I know they are going to come up with the worst charges ever. I wonder if this will affect his contract with the Arizona Cardinals? -Courtney L.


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