Why in the hell can’t black NFL players stay out of trouble? Our sources said Joey Porter, a former linebacker for Miami Dolphins was arrested on suspicion of driving drunk. Porter wasnâ€™t hearing the California Highway Patrol officers when they asked him to provide his driverâ€™s license. He refused and rolled up his window. The officer should have known better than to reach in a black man’s ride to unlock the door because Porter slapped the hell out of the officerâ€™s hand. Porter and his homie were arrested in a fast food parking lot. I know they are going to come up with the worst charges ever. I wonder if this will affect his contract with the Arizona Cardinals? -Courtney L.