Phaedra Parks hosted a ‘Shop With Phaedra Parks & Friends’ pop up fundraiser. Held at the B Loft in Atlanta, the Real Housewives of Atlanta with cast members Cynthia Bailey, Porsha Williams, Kandi Burruss were in attendance.
Kenya and Marlo start up some little fight about Marlo not being invited to a party she didn’t want to go to in the first place. They don’t settle the argument so much as walk away from each other so Kenya can sell her hair care line. Apollo’s country-ass parents stop by to support Phaedra and little Ayden’s bake sale. The pop-up shop is a success! Everything wraps up without another hint of conflict, then we get a little petty cherry on top when Bravo tells us exactly how much each Housewife donated to Phaedra. Kandi and Porsha gave upwards of $1,000, donating almost all of their proceeds and some extra to Phaedra. Kenya raised about $450. Sheree donated like $595. This is the level of bitchiness I’m interested in,
The more people tell Kenya that she should leave Matt alone, the more pathetic this whole thing is looking. Is anybody having fun with this?
Phaedra is getting ready for her pop-up shop and helping her son bake cookies and tie-dye shirts, which is adorable. I would watch a Real Children of Atlanta spin-off show where these adorable little black children bake things. Cynthia calls, asking for tons of details about the pop-up show. Is this what passes for drama now? Old container of spinach dip.
Meanwhile, Sheree is shopping for wall coverings and I’m struggling to keep my eyes open as she’s dishes about Kenya with her friend Marlo. Marlo attempts to bring some drama by mentioning that Kenya didn’t invite her to a bunch of parties. Marlo is offended that she didn’t get an invite to the housewarming and she’s going to send a plumber to Kenya’s house to fix her toilets.
Porsha Williams “Naked”
Kenya comes home to a montage of her relationship with Matt and finds her house all messed up. How many times has Matt smashed these same exact garage windows? This time, he also smashed up a glass door and spray-painted her security cameras. I don’t mean to blame the victim, but Kenya appears to be literally living in a glass house.
“Cynthia Bailey Eyewear”
Yes they have actual product this time!
Kenya Moore with “Haircare”
Kenya calls Kandi looking for some sympathy and you can tell Kandi could not get off that call fast enough. The way she goes, “Nooooo Kenya” when Kenya suggests she’s obligated to help Matt is the sound of someone who is sick of their friend’s “relationship” drama. Kenya feels obligated to help Matt. Kandi suggests a restraining order.
“Lint Boutique” by Lena Huggs
Apollo Nida’s Son With Grandparents “Ayden’s A+ Snacks”
“Bedroom Kandi Boutique Consultant” with Kandi Burress
Meanwhile, Cynthia’s episode of whatever HGTV show she lives in is stalled because of a “glitch” in the closing process. The house was accidentally appraised at $300,000 higher than what it might actually be worth. Cynthia can’t move into her new place, but her old place was already sold. So she’s basically homeless. She’s going to go stay with Kenya.
Kenya goes to stop by Phaedra’s office to ask if it’s a good idea to get a restraining order against her boyfriend who keeps smashing her windows. Phaedra says that Apollo was the “nicest” at the beginning of their relationship. Matt and Kenya aren’t even technically dating anymore, but he’s smashing windows and threatening her. KENYA. LEAVE. KENYA. LEAVE. Phaedra suggests counseling, but that’s not really an option for two people who aren’t in a relationship.
Kenya doesn’t know what to do with her relationship, so she decides to stop by Kandi’s guest house and just move in to clear her head. She also invites Cynthia. That’s about all that happens there. Kenya and Kandi also insinuate that Block may have given Porsha a golden shower.
It’s time for the pop-up shop! Ever wanted to know exactly how much your favorite RHOA swag would cost? Kenya and Marlo start up some little fight about Marlo not being invited to a party she didn’t want to go to in the first place. They don’t settle the argument so much as walk away from each other so Kenya can sell her hair care line. Apollo’s parents stop by to support Phaedra and little Ayden’s bake sale. The pop-up shop is a success! Everything wraps up without another hint of conflict, then Bravo tells us exactly how much each Housewife donated to Phaedra. Kandi and Porsha gave upwards of $1,000, donating almost all of their proceeds and some extra to Phaedra. Kenya raised about $450. Sheree donated like $595.
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