Supermarket Meat Man Caught Beating His Meat Behind Counter!



At what point in time is it okay to display your genitals in the supermarket? Answer: Never. This clown of a man was not only massaging grocery store meat on July 11, but his own in the process.

A 25-year-old Safeway employee allegedly offered a customer more than she was looking for – the woman says she caught him masturbating behind the meat counter of the Louisville, Colo. store, according to reports.

The woman says that on Jan. 31 she was grocery shopping with her child when meat counter worker Nicholas Lorenzo reportedly asked if she was finding everything she was looking for, according to local station KMGH.

The station reports that according to the arrest affidavit, the woman said she noticed movement behind the glass of the neatly displayed meat and saw Lorenzo “holding his penis.” He allegedly put his penis back in his pants when he realized the woman wasn’t interested in his daily special.

The woman began to walk away from the display, but when she looked back, she allegedly saw him going at it again. The store’s manager reported the incident to police and Lorenzo was arrested, reports KMGH.

Lorenzo admitted to “having his penis out of his pants” according to the affidavit.

He was charged with one count of indecent exposure and previously entered a not guilty plea after opting out of a plea bargain that would have given him five years probation and required him to register as a sex offender, reported KMGH.

Disgusting as$…

Source: CBS news


  1. He is nasty but not a sex offender. I wouldn’t have taken the plea either. I can see a fine in order for that but probation? WOW. Our laws now days. Chris Brown got 5 years probation for a fight with Rihanna (which I think a year would have been just fine). And you wanna give this man 5 years probation for showing his stuff? WOW. At work that was NASTY but 5 years probation? Fine him, make him do community service, and take some counsling classes.

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